Any time I go out to Thai food, I’m getting Drunken Noodles, no question. There’s just something about that slippery, slurpable dish that’s positively irresistible, so when you find another opportunity to work it into your life, of course you have to do it. That opportunity is Italian Drunken Noodles. They’re just as slippery, just as slurpable, but are instead flavored with Italian flair such as spicy sausage, a red wine-kissed tomato sauce, onions, peppers, and fresh herbs. They’re absolutely delicious and they’re quick too!

The sauce here takes just about as long as it does to boil the pasta, so don’t think for a second that you’ll have to stand at the stove all day to get this kind of deliciousness. Nope, you’re looking at more of a thirty-minute meal. And it’s sure an easy one!

While your pappardelle boils, you just brown some sausage and then soften some onion and bell peppers in the drippings. (There’s garlic too, don’t worry.) From there, reduce some red wine and scrape up all the browned bits from the sausage and then stir in some crushed tomatoes which only need to simmer for a few minutes before fresh basil and parsley are stirred in.

It’s fast, but it tastes fresh and herby and a nice drizzle of olive oil gives it that same satisfying slippery quality you know and love. So tasty! That’s my kind of fusion.