When we visit restaurants, we expect a certain level of competence. Unfortunately, there are some locations that can fall short of even the lowest expectations. Be sure to read on and take a closer look at some of these astonishingly hilarious restaurant menu errors.

1. You don’t wanna misspell Angus.

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You know, come to think of it, I've been meaning to eat more vegetables anyway. I'll pass on the burger. #editing #amediting #writersofig #writersofinstagram #writing #amwriting #copyediting #authorsofinstagram #selfpublishing #indieauthors #bookeditor #easyreaderediting #editingfun #editorsofinstagram #writerslife #funnyquotes #menufail

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2. It’s best to make room for the entire word.

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Not sure about the milkshakes.. 🙈#menufail

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3. This menu definitely needed a once over before it was released to the general public.

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So much wrong in so few words 😂😂 #fail #menufail #spellcheck #clt #nothanks but still… #tipyourbartender #lisarocks thanks for the awesome service as always @lisa_diane_clontz 😍😘

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4. Not to be confused with feminine salad.

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#Menutypos my pet peeve but very funny nonetheless!

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5. We are afraid to ask what happens if you order just ‘chicken’.

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😰 #what #menufail #translationfail #oops

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6. “Creeps with chicken” sounds like some sort of B grade horror movie that we would hate to watch late at night.

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Sometimes things just get lost in translation….. #lostintranslation #menufail #whatevenisthat #travelblogger #travel

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7. Looks like you need to flip that ‘b’.

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#menufail #isthereavegetarianoption @qko_11 @liam_s_oneill

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8. I think they meant to put ‘BBQ’ instead of ‘Person’.

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I wanted to try the mixed barbecue person but I couldn't eat a whole one #lostintranslation #deadsea #jordan #menufail #discover #explore #adventure #faces #people #photooftheday #instadaily #beautiful #photodaily #bucketlist #travelpics #worldplaces #welltravelled #worldcaptures #instagrammers #photogrid #photooftheday #travelstoke #instapic #traveler #travelphotography #travelogue #travel #fun

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9. House Special: DAB!

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Sand Dabs… Boned on request. Really?!That is a new service offering for a piece of fish. #amazing #menufail

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10. This salmon didn’t wanna end up on the menu.

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Everybody knows scared salmon is the best salmon… humanely scared, of course. #menufail #ilovemisprints

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11. We have to draw that line at salmonella pizza. Call us old fashioned.

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"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." #menufail #typos #salmonellapizza #thanksbutnothanks

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12. I think they meant…Roasted Half Chicken.

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Yea, no thanks…. #menu #menufail #youhadonejob #17bucksformeatload ?

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13. Typo or does the black cod just hate women?

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Typo or does the black cod just hate women?? #menufail #misogynyblackcod

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14. We are far too mature to stoop to such a level!

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Um. No thanks. #spellingmatters #menufail

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15. How about no…

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Vietnamese vegetarian… What what #menufail

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