Grown-ups who have been wondering where their preferred chocolate bars have been hiding are in luck. There is finally a candy bar out there that cannot be shared with the little tykes. Your days of hiding out in the bathroom when you want to have a piece of candy are over thanks to Eat Gold Organics.
The bars they released are all infused with ingredients that are designed to improve our health and wellness. If you don’t believe us, you can take their word for it.
They claim that the bars are “organic, functional…& f*cking delicious.”
The candy bars are chock full of adaptogens and nootropics that can aid with a variety of things, including sleep and creativity.
But the benefits don’t stop there! There’s even a bar designed that is supposed to enhance orgasms.
The bars are non-GMO, organic, crafted in tiny batches, and of the highest quality. Rich, premium chocolate that comes with a wide range of health benefits? Sign me up!
The company has eight different bar options to choose from, so you are sure to find the one you like best.
The lineup consists of: Be Happy (the good vibes candy bar), Create Magic (the candy bar for all of the would be geniuses), Sweet Dreams (the sleepy time candy bar), Big Orgasm (fairly self explanatory), Immune Shroom (provides you with an extra boost), Menopausal Goddess (this takes care of hot flashes), Pre Pump (the bar for workout aficonados), and New Mama (the one for milk and mood).
A single bar can be purchased for $13, but six-bar bundles can be had for $65.
If you were looking for the best possible Valentine’s Day gift, this is your chance to get ahead of the game. Sweets for your sweet are always a winning proposition.SKM: below-content placeholder