Dad Writes Hilarious Review Of His Daughter’s ‘Restaurant’

It may be his daughter’s restaurant, but his hilarious review on Instagram has really turned heads.

We are all doing what we can to keep things moving forward during the pandemic. This includes the father of an 18-month-old girl, Ava, who is quite an entrepreneur. Her father, Chris Kyle, has been benefiting from her efforts. She may still be in diapers, but she is a real go-getter.

When Ava’s parents purchased her a play kitchen set, they had no idea that she would actually become the owner of Ava’s Kitchen. Kyle is one of her best customers, and after visiting the eatery, he wanted to give an honest review. It may be his daughter’s restaurant, but his hilarious review on Instagram has really turned heads.

“So I tried to support another Black-owned business for lunch today,” he joked when sharing a picture of himself dining at the restaurant. His little girl is hard at work in the background.

“It’s called Ava’s Kitchen, just opened at the end of April. It’s a very clean establishment but whewww, let me tell you about this owner,” he wrote:

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So I tried to support another Black Owned Business for lunch today. It’s called Ava’s Kitchen, just opened end of April. It’s a very clean establishment, but whewww let me tell you about this owner. First off, I asked why there are balloons on my chair, and it’s not my birthday? She talm’bout, mind yah business; those are Mommy’s. I been waiting on my order to get done for 45 minutes, and I’m the only customer here. She was making good progress at first, then she stopped for 20 minutes to go watch Paw Patrol. Overall the customer service could be better, but the cook is a cutie; so I’ll give her another chance. Let’s not give up on Black businesses so fast after one mistake. 💕

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Kyle decided he would critique the type of service that Ava was offering.

“First off, I asked why there are balloons on my chair, and it’s not my birthday?” he wrote. “She talm’bout, mind yah business; those are Mommy’s.”

Sounds like Ava is a straight shooter.

“I been waiting on my order to get done for 45 minutes, and I’m the only customer here,” he complained. “She was making good progress at first, then stopped for 20 minutes to go watch ‘Paw Patrol.’”

Then again, perhaps a toddler should be able to take cartoon breaks when they own their own business. I don’t think that Kyle was impressed with his experience, but he ended up succumbing to the personality of the restaurant owner.

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Me & daddy getting ready for our @fox2detroit interview 🤗. Mmhhh what should I cook today ? 💞 #babychef #chefava #girldad

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“Overall the customer service could be better, but the cook is a cutie; so I’ll give her another chance,” he concluded his review. “Let’s not give up on Black businesses so fast after one mistake.”

After posting the humorous review to Instagram, it received over 24,000 likes.

“This is the cutest thing,” @messa911 wrote in the comments.

“We love you dad!! Your daughter is so perfect,” wrote @ellsethsmith.

“Oh my god, hilar!!!” @alveylaura concurred. “She is so doggone cute, I can’t stand it!! Keep the funny reviews coming!!”

It seems as if Ava has business in her blood. Kyle is also an entrepreneur who has a home-based business. It allows him to earn a living and spend time with his little girl.

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When @myavachristine is not whipping up meals in her fancy kitchen, she doubles down as my inventory manager. Today we just got this fancy direct-to-garment machinery so that we can print our own custom shirts from home. Ava said we’re gonna practice first, then we can’t wait to start taking your orders! #TrainThemUp #DynamicDuo #GirlDad

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A post on Instagram from May 23 allowed us to see behind the scenes when his little girl’s “not whipping up meals in her fancy kitchen, she doubles down as my inventory manager”:

“Ava’s personality is absolutely amazing,” he told Bored Panda. “She is such a silly girl. From the moment she wakes up, she’s laughing, smiling and playing the entire day.”

Sounds fantastic. I’d love to give Ava’s Kitchen to try for myself.